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chaobox:

 

neckbearcl:

MY anaconda certainly wasn’t dope after that video with nicki.

???! what? who are you?!

admit it, you weren’t just interested in her personality….you lusted after her. you were attracted to her body! your innocuous purity had almost dissipated after your time with her! 

no! that’s not true!! her personality was all i saw as she posed in front of that chair! i never meant anything more than that!

tch, lying through your teeth will get you nowhere! you’re me! and obviously i’m you. the desire coursing through your veins….i felt it all! and i loved it!

no! stop it! you’re…….not me!

[battle music intensifies]

i am a shadow….your true self. now, why don’t you show everyone how lewd you truly are?

durbikins:

SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY BROTHERKIN OUT THERE
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morlarty:

fangirlingaboutfangirling:

morlarty:

IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

To answer the tags because people in horror movies are idiots.

'Lol just got stabbed gonna remove the knife because that's a fab idea haha what could possibly go wrong with this plan I am so smart'

hisaofukayamas:

michaeltrucco:

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT

THEY DIDNT FOLLOW THE GAME THE GAME FUCKIN FOLLOWED THEM

unamusedsloth:

Because sometimes you just need a bear.